heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

(Source: dailybroadcity)

"Not eating in order to lose weight is like not watering your plants in order to kill weeds. In the end, you kill the good along with the bad."
— unknown  (via runningtorio2016)

(Source: ladymermaidia)

jellifer:

jhaeheey:

wassupjennah:

jarjarblr:

saiviantha:

alydoremi:

angelluvs:

christinacraves:

Father responds to Magic’s Rude and it’s so good!

I mean, he’s got some legitimate concerns.

this is too good.

Lol this is cute!

So cute lol

omg

attnallrmntcs

That was dope lol

finally! cause in the song the dad isn’t even rude.. like umm

humansofnewyork:

"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge."
"What happened?"
"Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."