I’m sitting in psych eating a bag of cheetos (yes it is 10:42 in the morning, don’t judge me) and we’re learning about love (yet again) and all I can think is that this bag of Cheetos is the reason I’m single.
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Person: What's your relationship status?
Me: Oh well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from the Ice Age
vocaroo: me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks